A choice of vital importance.

Josh_Kablack · Post by **Josh_Kablack** » Wed May 11, 2011 2:09 am

This is a subject of great contention.

virgil · Post by **virgil** » Wed May 11, 2011 2:11 am

I'd choose neither if I could.

CatharzGodfoot · Post by **CatharzGodfoot** » Wed May 11, 2011 2:14 am

This:

PoliteNewb · Post by **PoliteNewb** » Wed May 11, 2011 2:55 am

For the love of Crom, please sblock that image.

CatharzGodfoot · Post by **CatharzGodfoot** » Wed May 11, 2011 4:31 am

PoliteNewb wrote:For the love of Crom, please sblock that image.

Alright, but I think that takes away from the impact.

Blasted · Post by **Blasted** » Wed May 11, 2011 4:50 am

Nova gherkins from the picturesque Czech Republic.
Which is similar to a Kosher dill, but better.
Bread and butter pickles are for people who need to taste sugar, rather than what they're actually eating.

Vnonymous · Post by **Vnonymous** » Wed May 11, 2011 6:14 am

The greatest burger is of course meat, lettuce, cheese, onion, egg, bacon and QP mayo. You can put tomato on if you want but I don't like tomato so. Tabouleh is a good replacement for lettuce too.

Fuchs · Post by **Fuchs** » Wed May 11, 2011 6:30 am

Vnonymous wrote:The greatest burger is of course meat, lettuce, cheese, onion, egg, bacon and QP mayo. You can put tomato on if you want but I don't like tomato so. Tabouleh is a good replacement for lettuce too.

This.

PoliteNewb · Post by **PoliteNewb** » Wed May 11, 2011 6:34 am

Vnonymous wrote:The greatest burger is of course meat, lettuce, cheese, onion, egg, bacon and QP mayo. You can put tomato on if you want but I don't like tomato so. Tabouleh is a good replacement for lettuce too.

Bollocks. The greatest burger is meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese, sauteed onions and mushrooms, bacon, pickles (bread & butter fuck you guys), ketchup, mayo, mustard (optional).

Koumei · Post by **Koumei** » Wed May 11, 2011 6:59 am

My preferred burger would be cheese (real, not pre-sliced plastic or spray-on plastic), a little tomato sauce or sweet chilli sauce, lettuce, bacon, grilled pineapple and beef or kangaroo. Or maybe chicken if it's processed (chicken nugget style) and battered.

The closest thing to a pickle I eat is the gherkin.

mean_liar · Post by **mean_liar** » Wed May 11, 2011 11:45 am

Bread and butter.

Haters gonna hate.

Grek · Post by **Grek** » Wed May 11, 2011 2:18 pm

Bread and butter. Fuck your weirdass long pickles.

Maj · Post by **Maj** » Wed May 11, 2011 2:32 pm

Dill pickles come in the appropriate shape for hamburgers, too. I think they're even called something like hamburger chips. Personally, I just slice a whole pickle appropriately for whatever purpose it's needed.

My basic hamburger: medium rare ground beef, pepperjack cheese, pepper bacon, zesty dill pickles (lots of them), tomatoes, spinach (no lettuce), onion, ketchup, and yellow mustard.

There are, of course, other kinds of burger like lamb or chicken, and sometimes I'll mix up the flavor profile (sweet chili, barbeque sauce, hoisin, some sort of curry, balsamic, whatever) that necessitates changing the toppings, but never will I put sweet pickles on it.

sabs · Post by **sabs** » Wed May 11, 2011 3:02 pm

rare ground beef, sharp cheddar, onion strings, mushrooms, bbq sauce.

Sashi · Post by **Sashi** » Wed May 11, 2011 3:08 pm

"It's a hamburger made out of meat, on a bun, with nothing. Add ketchup if you want, I couldn't care less."

RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Wed May 11, 2011 3:19 pm

Grek wrote:Bread and butter. Fuck your weirdass long pickles.

while still long, these fit a lot better on burgers than dill spears:

Josh_Kablack · Post by **Josh_Kablack** » Wed May 11, 2011 5:56 pm

Fuck your weirdass long pickles.

This poll is about flavor, not shape. You can get both Bread and Butter and Kosher Dill pickles in multiple different form factors, and anyone with a kitchen knife can mod their own pickle.

relevant image links:

http://northstateproducts.com/images/mo ... 0chips.jpg

http://www.ehomedelivery.com/shop/media ... 0061_1.jpg

Post by **fbmf** » Wed May 11, 2011 6:16 pm

So now that I've voted, I have to ask...why are you asking, Josh?

Game On,
fbmf

RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Wed May 11, 2011 6:24 pm

Josh_Kablack wrote: This poll is about flavor, not shape. You can get both Bread and Butter and Kosher Dill pickles in multiple different form factors, and anyone with a kitchen knife can mod their own pickle.

Definitely dill, then. I'll tolerate sweet relish, but I only put that on if toppings are in short supply.

Ravengm · Post by **Ravengm** » Wed May 11, 2011 6:31 pm

I don't go out of my way to add pickles to a burger, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis I use kosher dill.

RobbyPants · Post by **RobbyPants** » Wed May 11, 2011 7:01 pm

Ravengm wrote:I don't go out of my way to add pickles to a burger, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis I use kosher dill.

Since I never watch adds, it took me until now to catch that joke. My coworker has a picture on his cube wall with a guy with Dos Equis that says "I don't usually test my code, but when I do, I do it in production."

Quantumboost · Post by **Quantumboost** » Wed May 11, 2011 8:01 pm

You guys keep forgetting pineapple and portabello mushrooms on your "best burgers", what is up with that?

Surgo · Post by **Surgo** » Wed May 11, 2011 8:16 pm

RobbyPants wrote:
Ravengm wrote:I don't go out of my way to add pickles to a burger, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis I use kosher dill.
Since I never watch adds, it took me until now to catch that joke. My coworker has a picture on his cube wall with a guy with Dos Equis that says "I don't usually test my code, but when I do, I do it in production."

The guy who sits in front of me in the office has that same print.

Draco_Argentum · Post by **Draco_Argentum** » Thu May 12, 2011 7:05 am

RobbyPants wrote:
Ravengm wrote:I don't go out of my way to add pickles to a burger, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis I use kosher dill.
Since I never watch adds, it took me until now to catch that joke. My coworker has a picture on his cube wall with a guy with Dos Equis that says "I don't usually test my code, but when I do, I do it in production."

This is all kinds of funny cause its true.

Post by **fbmf** » Thu May 12, 2011 3:55 pm

Quantumboost wrote:You guys keep forgetting pineapple and portabello mushrooms on your "best burgers", what is up with that?

Behold this creature that walks like a man; it wants pineapples on its hamburger.

Game On,
fbmf

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A choice of vital importance.

Which pickle belongs on a hamburger?

A choice of vital importance.